instead of doing the icebucket challenge you should probably just.. ya know.. donate and actually do something instead of getting ice dumped on you..
1. Get this piece polished and to my editor.
2. Go for a run/walk.
3. Test out Shailene Woodley’s theory that sunbathing your vagina makes it happy.
Oh yeah, I also apparently downloaded Children of the Corn as an iTunes rental that’s about to expire so I should probably watch that today too.
if your boyfriend doesn’t worship your butt then he’s a lame and i’m very sorry you have to deal with that